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I Have 5 Unexplained Bruises -
I Have A Vanilla Coke Addiction -
I Need To Eat More Seafood -
I Take Naps In My Sauna -
I Was Hypnotised Once.. It Didn't Work -
I Wish My Landlord Would Let Me Own An Alpaca -
I Wouldn't Mind Being A Capybara -
I'm Having A Wheelie Good Time -
I'm Scared Of My Own Feet -
Im Going Through A Juicing Phase -
Irritable Brush Syndrome -
Is It Illegal To Send Stink Cups In The Mail? -
Knock Knock.. Who's There? Gingivitis -
Look Into My Eyes.. Oops You're Moist -
Lost My Sunnies... Glued Them To The Wall -
Me After A Night Out -
Meow At Men That Cat Call You -
My Deathrow Meal Is Potato & Gravy -
My Ovaries Are Corrupt -
My Vitamin D Levels Are Concerning -
Normalise Not Knowing How To Ride A Bike -
Paul Blart Mall Cop Is An Underrated Movie -
People That Like Eating Mushrooms Are Liars -
Resisting The Urge To Dye My Hair Pink