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Colonoscopy Gone Wrong... I'm Okay With That

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Did Anyone Else Keep Their Wisdom Teeth After Surgery?

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Found A Wasp Nest At My Door.. Immediately Checked Into A Hotel

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Have You Ever Been Electric Shocked? No I Only Wear Crocs

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I Accidentally Won An Ugly Sweater Contest In My Regular Clothes

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I Can't Find My Bikini Bottoms

I Fear I May Accidentally Join A Cult One Day

I Had A Snail Named Maggie.. She Died

I Have 5 Unexplained Bruises

I Have A Vanilla Coke Addiction

I Take Naps In My Sauna

I Was Hypnotised Once.. It Didn't Work

I Wish My Landlord Would Let Me Own An Alpaca

I'm Having A Wheelie Good Time

I'm Scared Of My Own Feet

Irritable Brush Syndrome